whitehotheaven: soupmuffins: i-want-your-cumberbabies: purpleshirtobsession: phoenixi-s: daalekasylum: thedoctorisaconsultinghunter: happyinthetardis: cra-yola: I had sex with a drink and gave birth to Jell-o because fuck logic sex with david tennant and gave birth to misha collins’ baby OKAY sex with a quote and created a fox sex with an ask meme and created the fish tank from Finding Nemo - wait whaaat sex with a dalek and created Sherlock wow okay then sex with John and Sherlock and created Sherlock with a tweedly mustache…um ok threesome with Jack Frost and Rapunzel and we create the 11th doctor Had sex with lightning and created a black cat. Seems legit.

whitehotheaven:

soupmuffins:

i-want-your-cumberbabies:

purpleshirtobsession:

phoenixi-s:

daalekasylum:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

happyinthetardis:

cra-yola:

I had sex with a drink and gave birth to Jell-o because fuck logic

sex with david tennant and gave birth to misha collins’ baby OKAY

sex with a quote and created a fox

sex with an ask meme and created the fish tank from Finding Nemo - wait whaaat

sex with a dalek and created Sherlock wow okay then

sex with John and Sherlock and created Sherlock with a tweedly mustache…um ok

threesome with Jack Frost and Rapunzel and we create the 11th doctor

Had sex with lightning and created a black cat. Seems legit.

In the 2nd grade

  • Me:Shutup you're stupid
  • Classmate:Hey! I'm telling on you
  • His hand shoots up
  • Me:no wait stop
  • Me:no i'm sorry
  • Me:please come on dude
  • Me:pleeeeeeeaaase i'm sorry stop omg
  • Me nearly in tears:I'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
  • Teacher:Yes?
  • Classmate:Can i use the bathroom?
  • Classmate:*Turns and deviously smiles at me*