[[MORE]]Wow. It’s hard to know where to begin. Some of you maybe have been following this blog and keeping up with me for ages and know me pretty well. Some of you maybe just started following or haven’t memorized my life story like I have (and why would you?). So where to start. I guess last May chapter 1 of my life ended. It began when I started questioning my sexuality the June...
I think I finally found the ending I’ve been looking for
barnabyreynold asked: IN MY OWN OPINION, AND NOT TO SEEM AS IF I AM PUSHING IT UPON YOU OF COURSE, YOU ARE REALLY CUTE
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
tupacabra: “hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”
wow no one unfollowed me after my lame drunk posts you guys are awesome :)
Today was the best day id had in a lng time (not counting beibg drunk). Tomorrow (today i guess?) looks to be better. Expect a full blog post much later tomorrow (today). :)
I HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH PEACH SCHNAPPS/TEQUILA TO COMPREHEND THIS
Omg this movie
I need this soundtrack
Omg this movie yall
Omg pitch perfect yall
bristopher asked: pancakes!
Help i amsexually attracted to a stuffed bear Also going to walmart to rent pitcjperfect aww yiss
Yay questions Soerry im annoying u all im that kinda drubkkk
barnabyreynold asked: Have you learned anything cool from being an adult?
barnabyreynold asked: Do you want pancakes? I want pancakes. Do you have pancakes?
barnabyreynold asked: What's the most amount of money you've spent on yourself?
barnabyreynold asked: How many times do you sing out loud in your car?
barnabyreynold asked: Do you think Zac Efron is attractive? I sure do.
barnabyreynold asked: What should I do for a career?
barnabyreynold asked: Did you know if you aerate a pizza crust, it helps prevent bubbles?
barnabyreynold asked: If you have four bottles of tequila and your friend tries to take three how many do you have?
Sorry you are not motherfuckas you are beautifuk Bit pls ask me stuff
Okay i have the alcohol You know whar i don’mt gave Your questions Motherfuvkas try me
Or send me more alcohol yes pls
IM Seink ASK me StUFF
withmyfeetonthedash asked: ewwwwwwww tequila is the worst ever
Drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ask me questions I will get to them later!!!
Tequila!! Hahaaybw we’ll get drunk posts later :D
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
The closest we ever had to a connection was being in the same class at a small school, and mostly he used me as a target so he could make himself feel better about his own insecurities. To quote a good song: “Given the choice between the two of you I’d pick the… seasick crocodile.” So no.
I grew up with him through 8th grade. He was the consummate asshole. I went through part of high school with him. or maybe all of high school? I can’t remember I never talked to him during that time. But I also knew his father… and let’s just say the apple didn’t fall very far from the tree. So no, I don’t know for 100% certain that he’s an asshole. But...
White, conservative, straight, cis males on...
[[MORE]]I think all the lights are starting to turn green. I’m meeting with friends Wednesday and Thursday. I’ll find out if they’re going to do the Chicago thing or not. If they aren’t, I can always talk to Derek’s mother-in-law, who would more than gladly let me stay with her. Mother even has the sense that I could up and go. She mentioned that the money I have...