jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

Sometimes I look at the night sky
and see stars instead of constellations.

I’ve been told that’s rather sad,
that I’m missing something beautiful.

But then instead of seeing crowds of people
I see individual faces leaping out at me.

Sometimes I think we misuse the word sad.

eridick-amporna:

fitzwibble:

FINALLY FINISHED THESE. After many, many, months (seriously, the date stamp on the WQ!Glinda file is from September). I am the queen of procrastination, it’s me.

CAN WE JUST… DAVE???

thedagoblanco:

lionnakedonthefloor:

jarelion: Twenty-Five Things You Should Know About Being A Gay Man Before You Decide To Be One by Ryan O’Connell for Hello Mr. Magazine

This is the most honest thing I’ve read in a long while.

HONESTY.

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

You're a Cutiepie.
AnonymousAsked by Anonymous

I read this to the tune of “She’s my cherry pie”

Thanks anon :) I don’t really think of me as cute (like I mean I know my face is kinda cute but then I factor in the body and my facial expressions and I guess I mean I don’t see it) but if you say so it makes me happy :)

also can you tell I don’t know how to take compliments because I feel the need to qualify them :P

okay so I have this like under armor shirt thingy that I got a while back and it’s always been kinda big on me but lately it’s like

wow jeez hello shoulder and

what

is this even a shirt anymore I don’t

You've traveled quite a bit by the sounds, but I guess it wouldn't be the same as travelling abroad as it's your country. Isn't nearly every state different in a way?
polomuncherAsked by polomuncher

Yes and no. If you go from Nebraska to Iowa you won’t feel much different, same as from Nebraska to Missouri/Kansas/etc. The Midwest in general has a very similar flavor wherever you go, just with some variations on the same theme. Even Illinois is just the same flat farmland that you see elsewhere.

California and Florida, on the other hand, look a lot different. For starters, they’re green. And they have different trees it’s like what are you how are you even a tree you look like a giant pineapple I mean

New York I only saw New York City so I can’t comment a lot but

Colorado and New Mexico honestly weren’t too dissimilar to the rest of the Midwest. You just get into these mountain things. So you’ll be going along all “same old same old” and then it’s like “HOLY SHIT BALLS A MOUNTAIN” and the rest of the trip there’s just like random mountains everywhere or at least that’s what I remember.

Oh and depending on where you are in California/Florida/New York it’s suddenly all like OCEAN and even in Chicago it’s like LAKE THAT WISHES IT WAS OCEAN so I mean there you go

I'm sure you'd run into them somewhere, it's a small country. I've been their, it was my first holiday abroad and my uncle lived their. I've got Clogs. xD
polomuncherAsked by polomuncher

See that gives me hope lol XD

But yeah I’m not particularly well traveled. Mostly just Nebraska, Iowa, and Missouri. Once to Colorado for a vacation, same as New Mexico that same summer right after Colorado, and then three times to Florida for band and same with Kansas and once to New York for a trip my senior year of high school and once to South Dakota for a camping trip. And I guess Chicago now a few times with friends and once to Madison, WI for a conference and once to California for a band trip okay maybe I’m slightly more traveled than I thought but it doesn’t feel like it :P